Future Cross Stitch Project

Does anyone know how to cross stitch?  I thought of a GREAT idea for a cross stitch project, but I don’t even know where to start since there’s no template.

I also Google’d “funny cross stitch”, and HAD to share some of the fabulous pictures I found.  Enjoy!

Reddit Rage Comic
Reddit Rage Comic
Om Nom Nom
Om Nom Nom
Oregon Trail
Oregon Trail
Lord of the Rings
Lord of the Rings